CLICK THE FLAG 3 TIMES I thought I'd make a spoof to the "Step-Jamie" Progressive commercial. So yeet. This is mostly about Albatross and Berry's relationship. Cats: Dark Purple: Albatross Light Green: Evergreen Dark Green: Shadow Light Purple: Berry Words spoken: Shadow: "Guys, I want you to meet someone. This is Jamie. You're going to see a lot more of him now." Albatross: "I'm not calling him dad." Shadow: "Oh--" Berry: "Look, I get it, some new guy comes in helping your mom bundle and save with Progressive, but hey, we're all in this together. Right champ?" Albatross: "I'll get more nuggets." Berry: "How 'bout some carrots? Ya' don't wanna ruin your dinner." Albatross: "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!" Berry: "That's fair.. I overstepped.."
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