"True Clan Cat" (Sandpaw and Dustpaw mocking Firepaw) I was a songwriter. Here's the result. ======================================== ( talking not singing ) Sandpaw: *snickers* Hey look, Dustpaw! It's the KITTYPET. Firepaw: Really Sandpaw? Knock it off, okay? Dustpaw: (sarcastically) Yeah.. not gonna happen. ======================================== ( singing ) Sandpaw: (mockingly) "Firepaw, it's Firepaw!" Ugh, just hear them cheer.. "Oh my gosh it's Firepaw!" Look. here. Dustpaw: You're gonna ruin ThunderClan's rep-utation and Sandpaw: It's like we're the only ones that re-member your paaaaaaaaaast.. Both: Once a kittypet, always a kittypet, there's no turning back.. Sandpaw: That collar? Too loud. It'll scare away the preeeeeeeeeeeey.. Dustpaw: Your food? Nasty. But you've known no other waaaaaay.. Sandpaw: Twolegs? They suck. They're stupid, but weirdly.. you lived with them your whole life.. Dustpaw: You've never tasted fresh mice.. Both: You'll never be a true Clan, you'll never be a true Clan, you'll never be a Sandpaw: Truuuuuuuuue.. Dustpaw: Claaaaaaaaan.. Both: Caaaaaaaaaaaaat! Once a kittypet, always a kittypet, there's no turning baaaaack! ======================================== ( talking not singing ) Dustpaw: Beat it, kittypet. You're not welcome here. ========================================
Song by me, @SunstripeDraws Warriors by Erin Hunter Original project by @dragoncatwolf Does it sound like a Disney song?
