Click the Green Flag and Scratch Cat will tell you your cool new username. There are 1,663,750,000 different possibilities, you'll never ever get the same one twice. Though I still want more possibilities . . .
My favorite usernames I found so far: 1. ShortShortCloud8080 -- It's so repetitive. 2. FatSloppyDragon52163 -- Fat and Sloppy in one. 3. SuspiciousShortElevator6532 -- Short elevators are suspicious . . . 4. Simple-MindedSuspiciousMailman9753 -- It's cool to me. 5. GreasySwiftCrab7809 -- Crabs are swift AND uh, slippery? 6. UnwantedUniqueMailman8509 -- Just like mine, except mine's not unique. 7. FallingNimblePenguin9115 -- When penguins try to fly. 8. SailingScreamingDynamite8872 -- You can't blame me. It's SCREAMING DYNAMITE!!! 9. FeatheredUglyDynamite7399 -- I just love dynamite. 10. AnthropomorphicLankyMailman10691 -- How could a mailman NOT be anthropomorphic? (Unless he's unhuman). 11. SuspiciousRetardedEgg5141 -- Eh, the idea is funny. 12. KindUnwantedGiraffe2661 -- That's just sad. 13. IntelligentRetardedPants10374 -- How can it be intelligent whilst retarded? 14. FallingLovingOceleot10846 -- It's close to fall in love. 15. InvincibleUglyCrab6746 -- Real tough guy. 16. InvisibleUglyWindow7784 -- Good thing no one can see its hideousness. 17. FearedLivingRhinocerous8038 -- Rhinos are feared by some people. 18. FreakishLivingComb3391 -- Living combs ARE freakish. 19. FatLankyFort7745 -- It can't be fat AND lanky. 20. NastyInvincibleCoaco5064 -- The cocoa is nasty, and it's invincible, meaning you can't get rid of it! What a nightmare.