Storyplot: Scratch Cat got a new smart TV, and it looked like it loaded, then it turned off. It did that 1 more time, then an error popped up, saying to plug it in. Scratch cat was confused.
SCP-999 is the most kid-friendly SCP out of all the ∞ SCPs out there, it is a ticklish orange blob, with the density of peanut butter.