Copy and pasted from my text messages- Here we go. I just realized something and I really need to vent. I know you won’t respond soon, but yeah. Here goes nothing. I’ve realized that every crush that I have had has been on the protagonist of the story, or the main character. They are all good people, and I have never had a crush on someone who is the antagonist. They are all shy in the begginings of stories but step up and become the freaking hero. ;w; I’m going to conclude that these are the qualities I find attractive; I generally tend to like boys with darker hair, and females with lighter hair. It may be plain cooincidence though. People I like have all been kind. And they were all brave. I guess I’m extremely attractive to bravery? Also, keep note that I am NOT talking about youtubers- That’s a different type of crush- ones that pop up, stay for a few days or a week and then disappear. Anyways, I seem to also like any type of accent or something else special with their voice...? I haven’t generally been attracted to someone with an “american” voice. I must be really attracted to British people- most crushes I have had have had british accents, but there have been exceptions. I’m honestly still in the “puppy love” stage because it’s mostly been easy come easy go crushes, but recently it’s been longer crushes for some weird reason. :/ Anyways, I’m also most attracted to green or blue eyes- I just think it’s cool and unnatural. Most male crushes I have had have had short-medium hair, and for girls I prefer long and thick hair. And another thing is I’m extremely attracted to smart people- or atleast people of average intelligence... I honestly don’t know why though. Probably because of natural selection. Just read an article that our brains go for people who look strong and would be the best hunters so our offspring would evolve... But that is semi-wrong for me. I honestly like people who are sarcastic and sassy- and honestly that goes with intelligence too. But honestly there are bad qualities I weirdly find attractive too. Clumsiness is one of them- I think it’s cute ^w^... For some reason I also like stubborness. I do not know why... It’s a very very bad habbit to be stubborn. But honestly I think that it’s because stubborn people stand their ground... Most of the time, I would describe my crushes as cute instead of hot- Hot, as in meaning like extremely EXTREMELY attractive, and cute as in meaning that thing they do is adorable/i could freaking squish that face; ya know cute- like a cat. Looked up what makes things cute and it said: Small chin, large head, large forehead, big eyes, round cheeks, small nose. And oh my god that totally applies to every crush I have had. (Also i swear if you respond with like one word I will be semi angry because it is taking so long to type) Cute can also mean that they are childish and have a youthful outlook on life. This applies to some of my more recent crushes... So yeah. Basically found out the type of people I’m attracted to. Okay, that’s all the time I got- I have to get back to daydreaming about my realllllllly cute crush while watching youtube. ^w^ ALSO IF YOU COULD READ A BOOK YOU CAN SURELY READ THIS TEXT ):L Also just found out I’m highly attracted to leadership skills... omg?! Oh things are starting to make soooo much more sense.. The Familiarity Principles- Means things we repeatedly see we become attracted to... oh my god it makes so much sense no wonder I like book characters introduced to us by school, or other characters from my childhood.. IT ALL MAKES SENSE :0 OH GOD IT’S BECAUSE OF NOSTALGIA! NOSTALGIA IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW MEANS SOMETHING IN THE PAST WE NOW LOOK BACK ON BECAUSE IT WAS BASICALLY AMAZING AND PERFECT :0
Please read all of it. I’m venting really bad right now about it, starting to make my stomach hurt ;3; I need some crush advice even if they ain’t the slightest bit real because real people are very very rude most of the time Vine: Even tho i look like a burnt chicken nugget, i still love myself Me: Even though i may be average and coolish i still hate myself a lot lf the time for crushing one freaking ANIMATION ):L Vine: stop it. Get some help
