This is Charlie. Charlie is random. Press "Generate" to see what Charlie has to say. If you want to remix and add your own words and/or phrases, there are instructions in the "Stage" scripts. 3K views! 50 Favorites! Awesome!
First, I apologize for the grammar. I've tried to cut down on the double-negatives. However, Charlie will still sometimes use "a" when he should use "an". Also, he will sometimes forget to capitalize a sentence. Post all of your favorites (and Love It if you laughed)! I am not liable for accidental insults ;^) The opinions represented here are not necessarily those of the programmer, blah blah blah disclaimer. Some I liked: "For all we know, an earthworm is not really pink" "Sometimes a computer is odorous" "Now I should ignite calmly" "I would say that a potato is unlucky" "Suddenly a coral reef is on fire" "It is well known that exactly six angry people hate to lasso cattle with Elvis Presley." "Suddenly a duck is really intellectual" "The paper is flat" "I demand that you hide the body deftly" "Go whack objects with your forehead somewhere near a deadly place" Honestly, I didn't expect this to be so popular when I shared it three years ago. Thanks guys!