["Welcome to the world of Virtual Universe of Learning Technology, also known as VULT!] ["This computer is among the most intelligent of its kind, and you are one of the 84% of people in your country to use this!"] ["We are excited to announce that VULT is not just an intelligent computer, but an entire world inhabited by other -software, and they're making a living just like in real life! To them, you're their god, their leader! even with a simple click of an icon, these little guys are working hard to make that happen!"] ["And that's not all, because VULT can also create antiviruses that learn all the time! These so-called "heavenly programs" can obliterate a virus in seconds! Even with one antivirus being active, your computer can be purified without you even having to do anything! (not that there's a big chance of it getting infected, anyways. Please try NOT to infect your computer for your own sake.)"] ["That's all for now, we hope you enjoy your new smart computer!"]
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