THE STORY OF THE BANANA MAN: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful banana man. He was so beautiful, no food store could handle him. He had to be shipped to Mexico to be unbeautifulitized. But it didn't work, as all of the people there died of beautiphobia. Banana man decided to swim in the ocean, and he didn't die. The sharks thought he was too beautiful to eat. He swam all the way to Japan without drowning, as the water thought he was to beautiful to drown him. Then suddenly the Earth exploded. But Banana man didn't die, of course. He was too beautiful. They say that to this day, Banana man can be seen floating through space. Wait... that's not true... the Earth exploded in that story.... oh well. I guess he doesn't exist. But that's okay. I didn't want to die of beautiphobia. ..........I should make that into a project
