WHAT IS THAT?! It's a hole. Yeah, I can see that; but what's it doing there? Well, I woke up this morning... *swallows* And there was a hole. What are you gonna do about it? I put a rug over it. *hole grows* Yeah, it fell in the hole. Should we call the police or something? Oh, yeah, I called the police, yeah. Where are they? In the hole. *hole grows* ... Where's your girlfriend? ... Tom! Where is your girlfriend? She's at work. Oh... Where does she work? In the hole. *hole grows spontaneously*
random audio i found somewhere on scratch