CLICKE THE CHARACTERS TO INCREASE THERE HAPPYNESS!!!! Now, I might be a bit of an outdated swig, but I don't care what terminology you use as long as you can swing an axe the right way!
Yeah, the same thing happened to me! I've been wondering if anyone else had heard about this. Weird thing is, I didn't experience anything like the first part of what you said, up until the part about the arrow! I actually... well, I'll omit details for privacy reasons, but my country has a pretty extensive crime ring. There's one dominating gang in particular that you find everywhere... it feels like there's no city they DON'T have people working for them and distributing drugs in. Anyway, I got to the point where I couldn't stand it anymore. I had to do something. So I ended up plotting to join the gang and work my way up with the eventual goal of taking down the leader. I asked a member (they all have weird clothes for some reason so it wasn't hard to make one out in a crowd) how to join and they said go to prison. SO I DID! I murdered a guy and went to jail for it, and lo and behold, my cell was right next to this one with a fat guy in it. His cell was weirdly isolated but I did get the chance to talk to him a couple times during meals and stuff, though he still didn't actually come out. I asked him how to join the mafia and he gave me a lighter to keep lit for 24 hours, which wasn't a hard task since I just set it on my desk and left it there (at this point my sentence was up, did you know that murder only actually lands you like an hour in prison?). But then, get this, some janitor guy came up to my room and said it was unsafe, so he THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW! I had to retrieve it so I rushed outside but it was already too late, the sidewalk was on fire but the lighter wasn't. Then this weird puppet thing came out of the ground and stabbed me with that SAME ARROW. I struggled and eventually it let me go, but I ran for my life. I asked the same gang member what was up and he said it just comes with the job. Well I certainly won't be trying that again! Goodbye gang ambitions! But yeah, now I keep seeing this fluffy blob thing follow me around, and when stuff passes through it it gets turned into goop. Nobody's asked me about it since, and it's been about ten years. I still haven't tried touching the goop, but no one seems to notice. So... yeah. Have you tried seeing if your orange guy does anything? It sounds like a really weird experience, and I personally am surprised that I'm fine after being stabbed with an arrow and that you seem to be as well. Btw, what country do you live in? Might be the same as mine. Could be some conspiracy to get people hooked on certain hallucinatory drugs.
