John Was A Human, Manning A Well. When Suddenly He Was...HIT BY A BUS!!! Just Kidding. He was...ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!! And This Music Kicks In All Like, DUN,DUN,DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!! And Then He Turned Into A *Le gasp* BALL! And He got Dropped of on a Strange Planet Called: I have A rubber Ducky in My Shower, Oh, Er, That`s Not Right. AH! Here We Go: Pipe Kingdom. But Then He Found Out That The Jerks Who Kidnapped Him [Or,In this case, BALLnapped him, Haa HA HA, Um] Were Balls To! And The Saved Him From WORld War NEgiTiVe 88,000 [ This Is How It`s Actually SPELLED]. Now The War`s Over, SOOOOOOOO, Help Him Get Back To His Home! But He`s Not alone..There`s, CRAZY RAPID TIGERS!!!! Just Kidding. There Are More BALLS!
