Yo Mama is so dumb,it takes her 1 hour to cook 5 minute noodles! Yo Mama is so ugly that when a wasp stings her, it has to close it's eyes! Yo Mama is so fat that when she asked someone to paint her picture,it took over 17 years to complete! Yo Mama is so dumb,she thinks a buttress is a female goat! Yo Mama is so ugly,people turn to stone when they look at her! Yo Mama is so fat, whenever she goes out in her green raincoat,people yell "GODZILLA!!!!". Yo Mama is so dumb,she cooks apple turnovers upside-down! Yo Mama is so ugly that on Halloween,people think she's wearing a costume! Yo Mama is so fat that when she was swimming in the ocean, scientists mistook her for a undiscovered country! Yo mama is so dumb that tries to conserve toilet paper by using both sides to wipe! Yo Mama is so ugly that she makes vultures feel good about themselves! Yo Mama is so fat that when the military was trying to capture a 1,009,888.5 pound man-eating gorilla, they used her as bait! Yo Mama is so dumb that she can't even spell 'dumb' right! Yo Mama is so ugly that even Medusa can't stand her looks! Yo Mama is so fat that when she was a pop star, she was a world-WIDE sensation!
Important note: None of these,by anyway,are meant to insult people. No one's mama is being used for the jokes in ANY way! I thank Ludwingvonkoopa for my inspiration. Thanks,Ludwing!
