Jockey: The classic lawn ornament: just a lawn jockey with a gun. Gnome: Garden Gnomes use their giant cone hats as spears to impale enemy ornaments. Pink Flamingo: A flamingo with a rocket launcher. 'Nuff said. Hippopotamus- They may be slow, but they have the advantage of creeping up on others and ambushing them via eating them WHOLE! Gargoyle: These guys are heavy-hitters that carry baseball bats that they found in the garage. Unfortunately though, those wings are just for decoration. Porch Goose- Just your standard porch goose. Since they're usually dressed in ridiculous outfits, we gave them boxing gloves!
Inspired by TF2 and other things
