Stop viewing this: It's udderly terrible! *Proceeds to give links to everyone I know* Warning: The following puns will be very bad. Proceed with caution. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it. I thought about going on an all-almond diet, but that's just nuts. How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents! 5/4 people admit they're bad with fractions. What sound does a witch's car make? Broom Broom I got my best friend a fridge for her birthday. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it! Can February March? No, but April May. I'd tell you a joke about a circle, but I think you'd find it rather pointless. When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway! Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don't worry; he woke up. Two bottles of glue come to an intersection. One says to the other, "Shall we stick together?" Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was SODA-PRESSING! I hat jokes about German sausages. They're the wurst. I'd like to give a shoutout to all the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets. I needed a password that was 8 characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
