Because Scratch does not respect the glorious Uncle Uni, it deleted the sound file I made where I talked about him. However, I did my best to recreate some of it here: "Hello good fellows and madams. My name is Foxlyn, and today, I'm going to be talking about a very special undersea unicorn. His name was Uncle Uni, and he was the best unicorn ever. Now, Pinky Pie would not exist if it wasn't for him, neither would Rarity or Rainbow Dash, or even Apple Jack! He INVENTED My Little Pony. And before that, BEFORE THAT, he invented GLITTER. So nothing would sparkle if it wasn't for Uncle Uni. He lived under the sea, and he collected these sea anemones, and he mashed them into this gold dust and then threw the dust in the water, and it exploded into bubbles, and the bubbles popped and covered the world in glitter. And so that's where people got glitter from. And then there were these sea grape things, and he squished them and turned them into sequins, and that's how sequins exist. And now he's ded. Eyebrows used to sparkle before he died. Do your eyebrows sparkle? NO, no they don't. They don't because Uncle Uni is goneeeeeee. It's not fair, honestly. Nothing glitters as much as it used to. NOTHING." Okay, this was a dareee.
