Anna: *walks to fridge* Tony: There’s perfectly good food on the table, Anna. Anna: I want a waffle. Tony: You always want a waffle. Anna: You are 200% correct Tony: 200% isn’t possible. Anna: Do I look like I care? Tony: You never care about anything. Anna: Not true, I care about you and Vance. Tony: Still. Anna: Do you want me to kick you? Tony: Do you want me to punch you? Anna: Do you want me to set the house on fire? Tony: *stands up and starts walking to room* Whatever. Anna: *opens fridge and looks for the waffles* Vance: *walks in rubbing eyes. He is in neko* Tony: Powers still messed up? Vance: Yup. Anna: *frantically looks through kitchen* VANCE! TONY! WHERE ARE THE WAFFLES? Vance: I don’t know. *stretches arms and yawns* (Timeskip, 5 minutes) Vance: SCREEE!!!!! Tony: *runs in* What in the name of Apollo is going on? *Anna is sulking in corner, Vance is under the table screaming his head off. The fridge is on fire* ANNA! Anna: *whispers* We’re out of waffles…. Tony: YOU SET THE FRIDGE ON FIRE BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF WAFFLES?! Anna: Yees, I did…. Tony: WE COULD’VE JUST GOT MORE! Vance: *teleports next to Tony, terrified* T-there’s s-something w-wrong with her… Anna: OF COURSE THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME! Tony: *freezes fridge* Well, this weekend we need to get a new fridge...and an industrial size box of waffles. Vance: I-I think I’m going to read fanfic now… *teleports to room* Anna: *stands next to Tony* I’m bored. I need to do something destructive. Tony: OH NO! *runs into room and locks door* Anna: *laughs* I enjoy other people’s suffering! *puts in earbuds and starts playing Nightmare by Set it Off at full volume.*
Oofie, just something random that I came up with.
