After what I've seen, I'll never be able to look at Thomas The Tank Engine ever again. I was taking a stroll through a car boot sale, when I came across and old man, who kind of looked a bit shaggy, and a bit... terrified. The table he had consisted of a Granny Smith apple (evidently for him), a rusty tin (to hold his money) and a VHS, which had a fairly rotten sticker on the bottom of the casing, which read out "THOMAS". Just "THOMAS". Me, having quite an extensive Thomas The Tank Engine collection, and being a fan of the classic Thomas episodes, took it upon myself to buy this VHS. When I picked up the VHS, the old man woke up with a fright, and so I asked him how much he wanted for the VHS. He simply said "He's going to find you... take it and burn it." In other words, I got it for free. At home, I went straight to my room, and shoved the VHS straight into my old TV. It took a while to load up, but once it did, I got a chair, and sat down to watch
Credit to CTTM
