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it's an incredibly hardened ancient solidified disgusting french fry. it is as hard as titanium because of how disgustingly solidified this long greasy chunk of potato is. if you were to eat it you would instantly regret it it is so greasy that one it comes in contact with your digestive system it will instantly clog your arteries and make you die of heart failure
