Press the button for a quote. It can be inspirational, super depressing, or ridiculous. But it's funny. NOW INTRODUCING LAZY TEXT TO SPEECH!! :D Some gems: The government is amazing and you will die. We are stupid but you will die. We are frustrating but we can die. They are horrible but life can live life. You are frustrating though we will develop.
Should I add anything? Understand that I tried using a text engine and it was too complicated. I'm just done. Feel free to remix and add hilarious ones to the comments!