Ryland: FollOW me oN FARmviLLe! ------------------------ Teacher: The witch with a white hat, you know? Everybody in The Corner (Andrew, Landon, Ryland, and me): *makes a bunch of bad jokes* ------------------------ Landon: I'm gonna work at McDonald'S HAHA-- Ryland: *laughs* Walmart. To go. ------------------------ Teacher: Instead of it being on MasteryConnect, it will be on a Google Fooooooorm! A few people: *starts clapping* Everybody: WHOOOOOO!!! ------------------------ Teacher: I saw McKenna's hand up. What was your answer? McKenna (Me): "Animal Farm" is basically all about communism, and Karl Marx pretty much invented that form of government, and the pigs are basically making communism rise up on the farm. Teacher: Yes! I especially liked that preposition you used, "about". Mmmmm... ---------------------- Teacher: What was the tone of Major's speech? Dylan: Inspirational! Teacher: Inspirational! Mmmmm! Andrew: *turns around to me* Mmmmmm! ---------------------- Aaron: *starts reading the "Beasts of England" part of "Animal Farm"* Ryland: *stands up* Teacher: *leaves the room for 5 seconds* Within in those 5 seconds, Ryland saluted, Andrew stood up and started dancing, and then did the Hitler salute, Logan got up and started dancing, and I jumped up and did the whip. ----------------------- Teacher: So, who or what would Mr. Jones represent? Ryland: S A T A N . Teacher: No, not Satan. ----------------------- Teacher: What about the F [eyeaff] one? Someone: Eyeaff. ----------------------- Ryland: I have the depressant, *SO* I'm gonna commit
Note: All of these are updated live, like, right after everything happens, and I am on FIRE with these answers today.
