Now I am become Kumquat, the destroyer of Signatures. We Kumquats are beyond what mortals believe us to be. We are beings adrift in the aetherial realm of Kumquatiae, a distant universe with a massive void in its center known as The Maw. Forum signatures from all mortal realms are brought into this void where they are converted to food for our kind, allowing us to multiply ten-fold so that we may consume more signature residue. The laws of time and physics do not apply to us-- therefore, even before your signature comes into existence, it has already been consumed.
