Ryland: *puts one foot into the classroom* [Russian accent] Welcome to my chocolate factory ----------------------- Ryland: Nobody touches me but me. ----------------------- Teacher: Then they might not see you as that evil... Landon: Doer. Ryland and Landon: *intense laughter* Ryland: m e g a m i n d ? ------------------------ Teacher: *calls on people to pronounce the world "hyperbole" correctly* Teacher: *calls on Dmitry* Dmitry: Exaggeration. Teacher: *completely dumbfounded* --------------------------- Teacher: *calls on Ryland* Ryland: High-purr-bowl-ee. Teacher: *calls on Landon* Landon: Hiiiiiiiiigh perbole. Someone: HIGH! purr-booowllllll ---------------------------- Board: *says "Mylie Cyrus"* Ryland: *giggling* That... That's not how you spell "Miley Cyrus".
