Les Programmeurs - Owner of the Studio [WIP]

Instructions

Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down And meet the best roleplayer in town As for the rest, all of 'em crooks: Rooking their guests and cooking the books Seldom do you see Good Scratchers like me A gent of good intent Who's content to be Owner of the studio, chasing out the calm Ready with a follow and an open palm Tells a sweet tale, makes a little stir Roleplayers appreciate a "Have fun, Sir!" Glad to do a friend a favor Doesn't cost me to be nice But nothing gets you nothing Everybody's gotta add a little spice! Owner of the studio, keeper of the zoo Ready to relieve 'em of an issue or two Following the chat, starting up debates Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't type straight Everybody loves a landlord Everybody's awesome friend I do whatever pleases Jesus! Won't I plead 'em in the end! Owner of the studio, quick to catch yer eye Never was a passerby to pass him by Buddy to the new, friend to the higher rank Manager, curator, and a great mate! Everybody's true companion Everybody's chaperone Soon close up all your devices Jesus! Won't I annoy you to the bone! Lore beyond compare. Lore beyond belief Type it in the description and pretend it's beef Plot of a manga, grooming like a rat Filling up the comment space with this and that New people are more than welcome OP suite is occupied Reasonable requirements Plus some little extras on the side! Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice Two percent for looking in the mirror twice (Hand it over!) Here a little slice, there a little cut Three percent for sleeping with the window shut When it comes to fixing prices There are a lot of tricks I knows How it all increases, all them bits and pieces Jesus! It's amazing how it grows! (Oh, sorry love Must get something done about that) I used to dream that I would meet a prince But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since? Master of the house? Isn't worth my spit! Comforter, philosopher and lifelong hit! Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse God knows how I've lasted living with this dingus in the house! Master of the house! Master and a half! Comforter, philosopher Don't make me laugh! Servant to the poor, butler to the great Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! Everybody bless the landlord! Everybody bless his spouse! Everybody raise a glass Raise it up to the sky Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!