Yesterday, while we were in science class, Landon (idk if y'all remember him from last year, but he was the guy that yelled "A mmmmILLION DOLLAHS!) and this other kid started saying stuff like "gnarly, bro" and "totally tubular" out of nowhere, so I said "Asuh, dude." Then the girl that sits next to me, Carmen, says "Asuh, dude." and did the little hand motion, and then Landon said it, and we just kept saying "Asuh, dude." to each other, and then, like, half the class just starts goin' "Asuh, dude." After about 45 "Asuh, dude"s, the class got quiet, and then Landon and the other kid started doing the "gnarly, bro" thing again, and Carmen goes "Okay, Landon. We get it, you're a surfer." So then I said "I thought you were bae! Tsh. Turns out, you're just fam." and Carmen said "Exactly." Later, in algebra, the girl that sits behind me, Angel, makes this weird noise, like, "AhhAAYEAAAHEF" and then everybody on the row started laughing. Our teacher lets us eat in there, so I was eating some jello and tried to recreate the "Jello? More like 'Hello'..." Vine, and Jacob turns around and raises and eyebrow, and I actually almost choked on the jello. After I'd finished the jello, I threw away the container, but kept the plastic spoon because I also had yogurt in the lunchbox and I was saving it for lunch, and I dropped the spoon at I went "NOOOO MY SPOOOOON!" Later, it fell off of my desk, yet again, and... yeah.
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