welcome to the bottomless abyss of the internet THis is what happens when I am on the internet for too long. instructions: 1. press green flag 2. wonder if you can survive more than 30 seconds 3. endure pain 4. question reality 5. Lag. 6. Lag. 7. Las Vegetables. 8. We skipped number 3 9. you just checked 10. And it was there. NOW STOP READING THIS AND PRESS THE GREEN FLAG!