East probably won't like this, but WTH, it's not like it's the end of the world. I am sorry if my horrible fake British accent offended anyone. Lyrics: MrMario: I made this battle happen, you happy now? I actually give my Pokémon Poké Chow Bow right down and call me Cheese Yet I can’t do whatever I please East: Long ago, we established that I’m better than you My best friend is my lawyer, and I ain’t afraid to sue I know the ways of Grassbending, and I won’t show you how Excuse me while get my Spinach Cannon now MrMario: I was a Tomodachi before you were I couldn’t care less about followers So don’t aim your toy bazooka at me Don’t think I won’t become MsMaria East: Eastawott came in ’11, mah boi But Marshy came in ’13 oiyoi I’ve got the whole wide world on my side pls And I can get ScratchU8 to give me some cheese. MrMario: So I wasn’t Brawlin’ because I was too young Welp, I got Kirby Fighters, where I can’t go wrong Striker, pass me my shades, I need all the swag That I can get to have this rap in the bag East: I don’t think this fact can be debated: Adventure Time and ponies are overrated Doctor Who and Castlevania are where it’s at And you have no soul if you don’t enjoy ‘em yet -+x+- Fun Fax -+x+- - Rap Battles will not have Fun Fax. Future Battles: Striker VS HeadphoneHappy Ean173 VS Ori-Tak Broguy VS HunkOfJunk Nox VS VoltageGames Krymat VS BanjoCreeper32 PonyPokiPanikku VS LilyDog9
