Sung by Rover! (apparently..) ******************************************************************************* ~Lyrics~ Hey, my name's Rover And playtime isn't over My passion is to pant and I really hate ants I fought once with a book And all it ever took Was to bite it a lot In little human's old cot My fav'rite place to nap is under this tree Around it, there's a flower and it makes me sneeze And I think the reason maybe there are a lot of bees And I know I'm kinda scared to go to the vet But that is always common for every single pet (Instrumental) I once had a very relaxing muddy bath Walked into the house leaving the muddy path Then daddy gave me a silly proper bath. Went in the mud again and left some more paths The cat was chased by daddy's old cricket bat While I pretended that a pot was a hat So now you know my full entire story Hope it wasn't dull and in a way, boring. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is like a try not to cringe challenge, song edition... xD