Behold, in all its glory-The machininizer! Now availible in blue, red, yellow, and any other color! (Colors only come in red, blue, or yellow) You can use it in the house. *Smash!* You can use it in the yard. *Shatter!* You can use it on your neighbor! "Dinklebeeeeerg!!!" (Machininizer.inc is not responsible to any damage to the brain, lungs, or kidneys. Must be eighteen or older to order. Restrictions may apply.)