Dance to the song.
When I acquire a pair of Super Goggles, I become Super MrMario. Who needs the LPS 5000 when I have superpowers? But here's the catch: Super Goggles are really rare and wear off after 15 minutes. -+x+- Fun Fax -+x+- This is an entry for @HeadphoneHappy's Design a Superhero CC, which is strange because I hardly ever enter contests. The powers are all the powers I would have if I were a superhero, but the catch would be that the telekinesis sometimes wonks out. I really do hate cooked spinach as it makes my teeth feel weird. I didn't have anything else, so I used the Batman theme song.