To make the best Poop salad, you need fresh ingredients. The best time to buy a fresh Poop is from August to Febuary. Go to your local market. Pick up one Poop and study it. The Poop should be Mean and Nice. These taste the best! Put 666 of them in your shopping cart. You will also need a pound each of carrots and Graces. Next, you need to get the ingredients for the salad dressing. You might like Tomato dressing, which tastes yummy on Poop salad, but you might also enjoy Avacodo dressing. Pick out the 3 best fruits you can find. Take your ingredients home, and get ready to make your salad. Wash and dry each Poop thoroughly. Use your Apple pie to separate the parts of the Poop. Put the pieces in a large salad bowl. Next, chop the carrots and Graces, and put those in the bowl. To make the dressing, mash the fruit in another bowl. Add a cup of oil and 1 teaspoons of vinegar. Pour the dressing into the large salad bowl and mix the ingredients. Voilà! Enjoy your Poop salad.
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