So I found this old spoof I wrote, and it is epic. THE LAST HOPE: AS IT SHOULD BE -----~CHAPTER 1~----- Narrator: The Clan cats are about to be attacked by the cats of the evil Dark Forest! Dark Forest: Muahahaha! Clan cats: AAAAAAAAAAAHH! Brokenstar: Come with us, we have cookies! Berrynose: Yeah right. (throws cupcakes at Brokenstar) Clan cats: AAAAAAAAHHH! -----~CHAPTER 2~----- Ivypool: Hey guys! The Dark Forest is attacking today!!!!!!!! Dovewing: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! Jayfeather: (rolls eyes) -----~CHAPTER 3~----- Lionblaze: So what should we do? Dovewing: I dunno. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-- Jayfeather: (slaps Dovewing) Dovewing: Ow. Jayfeather: Maybe we should find the fourth. Dovewing and Lionblaze: Yay! Great idea! Dovewing: So who is the fourth anyway? Jayfeather, Lionblaze, and Dovewing: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm…… -----~CHAPTER 4~----- Lionblaze: You do it. Dovewing: No, Jayfeather should do it. Jayfeather: Fine, whatever. Sheesh…(walks up to Fourth cat) Hey, you! You're the fourth in our prophecy! Fourth cat: What? Jayfeather and Dovewing: THE FOURTH!!!!!!!!!! Fourth cat: Ummmmm, okay? Jayfeather and Dovewing: GREAT! YAY! Lionblaze: Weirdos. -----~CHAPTER 5~----- Narrator: The Dark Forest is attacking! But Jayfeather, Lionblaze, Dovewing, and (Fourth cat) have a brilliant and daring plan to defeat them and save the Clans! (pause) Narrator: I said, Jayfeather, Lionblaze, Dovewing, and (Fourth cat) have a brilliant-- Dovewing: Shut up. We're thinking. -----~CHAPTER 6~----- Narrator: Okay, they finally have their plan! Dovewing: Okay, thanks to our friend (Fourth cat)-- Fourth cat: You mean your talented, creative, amazing, beautiful friend (Fourth cat). Dovewing: (Exasperated sigh) Fine, our talented, creative, amazing-- Fourth cat: And don't forget clever. Dovewing: (Exasperated sigh) Whatever. Anyway, thanks to (Fourth cat), we have our plan to defeat the Dark Forest and save the Clans. Okay, Lionblaze, go! Lionblaze: Yay. (nudges giant boulder) Giant boulder: (rolls) Narrator: Meanwhile, in the Dark Forest… Brokenstar: Dark Forest, attack! Giant boulder: (falls on Dark Forest cats) Random she-cat: Brokenstar, do you still want us to attack? Brokenstar: Oh fox-dung. Lionblaze: Weirdos. -----~THE END~-----
