Finally! The second episode of this show, full of suspense, action, humor, randomness, Speakonia-ness... I could go on forever :P MAJOR THANKS to Thunderbirds101 for inspiration. I suddenly had a thought when I was watching his "Microsoft Sam and the War in the Republic of My" and that thought eventually became this :D (NOTE: If you want to watch Thunderbirds101's series, it's on YouTube. But be warned- it contains a WHOLE LOT of swearing and cussing so it's not really appropriate for Scratch.) BRIEF (ok, not so brief) SUMMARY (may contain spoilers!): After the ROFLcopter crash that the ROFL-9000 had caused, a dizzy and confused Microsoft Sam wakes up in the evil Linux Anna's labratory with Radar Overseer Scotty. The two companions secretly escape in Anna's ROFLvan. They are informed that the government's new traffic system (note: fictional, not in real life), Drawbridge, is actually a virus that releases a strong chemical ('aweofiuproxyl') that crumbles the roads. Meanwhile, Linux Anna and the ROFL-9000 reveal the ROFLvan's location, and release aweofiuproxyl in that area. Sam and Scotty end up falling off of a bridge, only able to rely on luck to (hopefully) survive.