It was another peaceful day at the Hakurei Shrine. Reimu was desperately attempting to find that microwave that Yukari got her for her 14th birthday (she sorta has access to that sort of thing) to heat up some (probably fifty-year-old) manju that she found in the donations box. Unfortunately, Ruukuto (A.K.A. dum 2hu 3 robot maid) was trying to hide the microwave ever since Reimu got a face full of exploding water. Ruukuto went ahead and tried to distract Reimu by putting decorations on the manju to make them look like her and Marisa. Reimu, falling for the facade, stared at the manju for quite a while before remembering Marisa was coming over. Marisa came flying in on her broom. And by flying, I mean wildly careening, and by her broom, I mean Mimi-chan. Mimi-chan looked fit to burst (and being a nuke, probably would've), and Marisa had lost a couple teeth, one of which flew into Mimi-chan (for great deactivation). Marisa, still energetic as ever, got right back up, muttering something to herself while looking at the donations box. Reimu smacked her across the face with her shrine-maiden-stick-thing while saying something among the lines of "Oh no you won't!". Marisa spun around for a while before falling flat on her face. She got up again, and noticed the manju. Marisa, surprised by the "decor", said something roughly translating to "ermamimuh those manju are so cute" before staring at them for a while, less shocked as in awe. Ruukuto wandered over, and asked if they liked the decor. Reimu frustratedly clarified approximately "NO, I DO NOT LIKE THE DECOR, I HATE IT, UGH WHY" after which Marisa gave Reimu an angry glare. Marisa and Reimu slarted incomprehensibly bickering before entering a Danmaku battle. After several minutes of relentlessly firing lasers and bullets at eachother, they gave up, realizing neither would change their opinion on Ruukuto's decorating skills. Oddly, the little thingies with the "P" and "point" markers on them converged onto the manju. These enchanted manju, the first yukkuri, started bouncing around. Reimu got REALLY mad and stick-bashed both yukkuris straight at the Hakurei Border. Somehow, this caused both "Schrodinger's Cat" variables to occur, and both yukkuris both passed through from the Outside World's perspective, and at the same time, rebounded near the Forest of Magic. Marisa saved the copies that stayed in Gensokyo, while the copies that flew into the Outside World started to breed and hunt. The end.... of the beginning of all Yukkuri.
