Fantastic and amazingly timed code by @Yunnie2005! Meet Vernon, a two year old Peruvian Inca Orchid dog who was a hyper and irritable family pet. The family's three year old was always tugging on his years and screaming at him. You know, stuff annoying but typical three year old kids do. One day when the child was playing outside alone with Vernon he tugged it tail playfully. It didn't entirely hurt but Vernon was sick of it and bit him. He was then brought to the pound to uh... 'go to sleep' but escaped last minute by managing to slip out of the muzzle and bite the vet. Now he's pretty much wanted by the entire neighborhood. Constantly on the run while everyone in the area is paranoid about the vicious dog on the loose. About a month later a new guy moved in who didn't know about the whole ordeal so when Vernon showed up on their doorstep he happily adopted him. His owner thinks he's the best dog ever, he never barks, never goes outside often, doesn't seem to want to go on walks. Little does he know that it's just Vernon trying to lay low. (Kid and vet where totaallly fine by the way.) Guys, stop feeling bad for the stupid dog. He bit a kid, the kid was a good kid and was just playing, he didn't just savagely pull his tail. The dog had displayed no signs of aggression before so the parents had no reason to think he'd do this, so it's not their fault either.