Scene 1: *President is sitting in a conference room with the secret service* (I was thinking we could also add a logo or something that says “President of Everything…Except Bananas”) President: When the radioactive bananas attacked, they destroyed my house. *Cut to image of a destroyed house with banana peels lying about. Maybe have some sad music, then cut back to president* President: I need a new house! One that will keep me safe from the radioactive bananas! SS Guy 1: How will you get your new house, sir? We don’t have any architects, and all the ones we have asked are too scared of the bananas. President: I need Rocket. Since he was a former president that also dealt with an attack, he’ll know how to keep the radioactive bananas from destroying my house. But he can’t do this alone, that would take too long. If only he had some help... *Secretary comes into room* Secretary: S-sir? There was a boy outside begging for a job. His name is Maximum Velocity, and he says he can build stuff...with Legos, at least. President (turns back to SS): Did you hear that? Get me Rocket and Maximum Velocity! NOW! SS Guy 1: Did he say that he wanted a rocket at maximum velocity? SS Guy 2: That’s what I heard. *To President* We’ll get you your rocket, sir! *Cut to rocket at maximum velocity scene, where the President and the SS Guys are flying through space in a rocket at maximum velocity.* President: ...you realize I didn't mean this, right? SS Guy 1: I was starting to wonder about that...cause, I mean, why would you even need this...I might as well blow it up now *clicks the self-destruct button and the whole ship blows up* <-- The button has a picture of Dr. Doofenshmirtz on it XD Scene 2: *Rocket and Maximum Velocity are inside an office, where SS Guy 2 briefs them* SS Guy 2: The President needs a new mansion to protect him from radioactive bananas while still being awesome at the same time. He would tell you this personally, but he's a little scratched up right now- *Scratch Cat walks in and meows* SS Guy 2: No. Just no. *Scratch Cat frowns and walks out* SS Guy 2: Anyway, good luck. The President will come see it when you're done. *SS Guy 2 leaves. Now Rocket and Maximum Velocity are in the room alone* Rocket: He does realize we haven't met before, right? Maximum Velocity *shrugs*: Well, my name's Maximum Velocity. Nice to meet you! Rocket: My name's Rocket, but my friends call me...Rocket. Huh, I thought that would sound way cooler. Maximum Velocity: Alright, let's get planning for this mansion. We should definitely go with a race car theme- Rocket: Why? Maximum Velocity: Because they're awesome! Everyone knows that! I mean, on race tracks it's so cool watching them turn left...and turn left again...and again... Besides, they're easy to build out of Legos. Rocket: Well, I personally think that a space theme would be pretty epic, and inspirational too! Maximum Velocity: How is space inspirational? And how could you build that out of Legos? Rocket: Because in the darkness of space, stars still shine! And... uh... yeah. It just is. So there. Maximum Velocity: That makes no sense. Rocket: Well, uh, race cars make no sense! Maximum Velocity: They make more sense then space! In fact, if I built a race car mansion, it'd be way better than your silly space mansion! Rocket: Is that a challenge? Maximum Velocity: You build half, I build half. Whichever half the President likes better wins. Rocket: You're on! *Rocket and Maximum Velocity leave separate ways to begin building* End scene: *Mansion is covered with a curtain. MV and Rocket are taking the president to his new house* Rocket: Here it is, Mr. President... MV: Your new home! And the theme is... *curtain falls away* Both: Racecars in space! President: I don't get it. MV: It's simple. Racecars in space! Yay... President: Why are bananas tearing down my BRAND NEW HOUSE?! Rocket: Oh... *Bananas are shown destroying his house* MV: It's just a scratch. President: Just a scratch?! *Scratch Cat walks in again and meows.* All: NO! *Scratch Cat walks away.* Rocket: Yeah, just a scratch. *House completely falls down as MV and Rocket try not to cringe.* MV: Anyways, we need to focus on the important part. Which side was better: mine or Rocket's? *President facepalms* Le fin
