WARNING (PLEASE READ!!!): MAY CAUSE SEIZURES!!! D: And DO NOT flag!!! I spent a lot of time making this! D:< Watch it all the way through. :P I honestly don't know what I've been drinking. o_o Anyways, this was inspired by the "Smexy Snape" thing. Google it if you dare. :P Don't forget to leave a comment and love-it! I want this to go on the front page, lol! :D "I'm Too Smexy" is owned by Right Said Fred, not me (of course)... =_= IN FACT, it was voted one of the worst songs of the '90s, along with "I'm A Barbie Girl" and some others. :P Also, just tell you all, I'm working on an update for Simon's House, with loads of new features! :D --- Lyrics: I'm too smexy for my love too smexy for my love Love's going to leave me I'm too smexy for my shirt too smexy for my shirt So smexy it hurts And I'm too smexy for Milan too smexy for Milan New York and Japan And I'm too smexy for your party Too smexy for your party No way I'm disco dancing I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk I'm too smexy for my car too smexy for my car Too smexy by far And I'm too smexy for my hat Too smexy for my hat what do you think about that I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk I'm too smexy for my too smexy for my too smexy for my 'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk I'm too smexy for my cat too smexy for my cat Poor putty poor putty cat I'm too smexy for my love too smexy for my love Love's going to leave me And I'm too smexy for this song --- lol, I had to change it to "smexy". :P P.S. He doesn't actually take off his shirt.