Last night we were planning to go watch the woodcocks' mating dance but it rained, so we are doing that tonight instead. I then decided to imagine what would happen if the woodcocks had umbrellas.
Rain from www.freesound.org and http://media.photobucket.com/user/AyumiFan-x/media/rain.gif.html?filters[term]=rain&filters[primary]=images&filters[featured_media]=103&filters[secondary]=videos&sort=1&o=270 Woodcock noises from http://mrines.com/Birds/woodcock/