We, at McDonald's, would like to thank you for supporting this terrible account by just following it. We work hard everyday to give you the best projects possible, and we're glad that you are here to see it. Its about to be 2018. To celebrate, we are going to tell you a bunch of highlights of 2017, and hopefully you'll hopefully like and subscribe for free ps4 and psvita. Now, we'll be giving away game awards because we can. BEST ART DIRECTION FOR GAME: Cuphead Do I need to say anything? Cuphead is a masterpiece, and is the best looking game ever made. Get this game, its incredible. HORROR GAME OF THE YEAR: Resident Evil 7 Scariest Resident Evil game. The only scary Resident Evil game. While Silent Hills might've been cancelled, we still got this. Weird, strange, spooky, and overall, fun. SHOOTER GAME OF THE YEAR: Splatoon 2 Wow. Splatoon 2 is ironically the best shooter game of this year. Call of Duty is not good, Battlefront 2 was a living nightmare, and there were a couple other big shooters that failed. Splatoon 2 is dumb, yes, but it is dumb fun. The best thing about this game is the theme. Instead of being a army man with a AK47, you are this genetic abomination splatting this bizzare world with strange creatures, rad music, pop stars giving daily news. I love it. ACTION GAME OF THE YEAR: Zelda: Breath of the Wild This game is a masterpiece. The music is great, the characters is great, the gameplay can't even be said with mere words. Zelda Breath of the Wild is by far the 2nd best game of the year, if it wasn't for one other game that came out. Get this game. It is worth every dime. GAME OF THE YEAR: Super Mario Odyssey AAAAAAHHHHH THIS GAME! THIS DAMN GAME! IT BROKE ME. I HAVE NO WAY OF DESCRIBING HOW GOOD THIS GAME WAS! H-how do I even begin to describe how good this game is? Well, this game is just... wow. Nothing but wow. The music is incredible, each kingdom is just masterful, each... everything is incredible. Ok, lets just begin simply here. Mario Odyssey is a platformer where you explore massive kingdoms to collect moons to stop Bowser's marriage, Mario gets a new pal called Cappy. Cappy will be your best friend throughout this entire game. He serves as a platforming guide, similar to F.L.U.D.D, where he can help fix your mistakes, or serve as a platforming tool to make areas possible to reach, which would otherwise be impossible to even touch. You can throw Cappy, and walk into him for a boost. You can jump, throw him, and dive into him to for distance boost. You can triple jump, throw him, dive into him, spin, throw him again, and dive into him once more. Its quite endless, really. He opens up infinite possibilities for insane navigation. However, that isn't what makes him special, its obviously the Capture, where you possess enemies by throwing Cappy at them. This isn't great because you can become the enemy, its great because of you can do with the enemy. For example, Stretchy Legs. Stretch the legs of this onion creature, jump out of him, throw cappy, and dive into it. That is about... 0.0001 of things you can do with Stretchy Legs. I think you get the point, but if you don't understand... Imagine F.L.U.D.D, but better. Thanks for reading. I had no other idea on what to do for New Years... so yay. I decided to release this early because I felt like it. Don't judge.
