Click on the green flag and see how long you can handle it. A year goes by every 10 seconds. Try to get the highscore! When you get fed up with him, press space. For the whole story, read Notes and Credits:
STORY: Benny is a lazy man. He does not want to cook, or anything. Benny lives on cheap crunchies that sell for 1 cent each. One day, he buys this brilliant TV called "Tele!Vision 2000". With nothing but a near-endless stock of crunchies and the wonderfully eye-catching TV, he pulls out a couch he gets for 5$, plops down, and sits there, eyes glued to the screen. The TV is magical and has kept him alive and immortal, bound with no free will, tortured by this indolent slobbing snob, eternally aiding him forever...until Benny dies. OBJECTIVE: There are two, depending on which one you choose. The first version is to keep Benny alive for as long as possible, simply speaking, don't press space OR leave the game. The second version is to give the TV free will by hitting space. CREDITS: Credit to Scratch for the backdrop. Credit to me for drawing the human, the couch, and the TV.
