Space to skip cutscene, click and stuff... Click the stage. Click the objects. Click the green flag. Click your mom!
Not complete! Also, more "objects" (I dunno what to call them) appear throughout the game, so keep progressing and keep sacrificing. What do you get when you combine The Thinker, a Game Boy Adva- I mean, a Game Guy Advantage, and a lazy cutscene about two circles? A complete random, completely addictive Hat Factory! Also, thanks to @Coolcat13 for voice acting for Rolina!