Vote For Toilet, Pen, Puddle, Chocolate, Television, Table, Dollar, Perfumey, CD or Chair. Voting ends 20th November Next Episode 1st December Comment to Vote
Sorry, I could only code the first line so here's the full script. Box can only think and whenever two lines are connected by brackets, they are talking at the same time. If (OC) appears, the characters are in the confessional ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Angelo: Hello this is Anjeez and welcome to Battle for Object Insanity. So here's the deal. 4 old-comers from the Object Trinity will join 18 misfits-er, newbies-at this cruddy old summer camp to win $100000. (Helicopter arrives) Angelo: That helicopter contains 90 contestants and i'm gonna pick four from this hat (reaches in hat to get four balls) Angelo: Pen, Eraser, Box and Television (The said contestants fall out of the plane) Angelo: And introducing the 18 newbies, in alphabetical order; CD, Chair, Chocolate, Dollar, Fridge, Headphones, Helmet, House, Lampy, MP3, Perfumey, Piano, Puddle, Purse, Spring, Table, Toilet and Tree. (The new contestants arrive in a boat) Purse: About time we arrived [Box: We are joining them? Eraser: Why them? Pen: Oh, come on! Television: two years with them?] (Intro plays) Angelo: Let's sort you into teams. Toilet, Pen, Puddle, Chocolate, Television, Table, Dollar, Perfumey, Box, CD and Chair are now the Streaming Golfers. Lampy, Fridge, Piano, Headphones, Spring, Helmet, Eraser, Tree, House, MP3 and Purse are now the Filler Bags. (OC)Angelo: This is the outhouse confessional. It's where you get to share your deepest secrets. (OC)Lampy: Wow, this is awesome! Angelo: This is the mess hall. Adam Katz is in charge of the food here. (Scene cuts to outside the cabins) Angelo: And these are the cabins. Golfers on the left, Bags on the right. Box, since you are an inanimate inanimate object, you get immunity. (OC)Box: Wow, this is my best day of my life! I can't believe I get immunity before the challenge even started! Chocolate: Let's make a bed plan, Objects who's names begin with the letters A-M Go on the left. N-Z on the right. Chair: But that means I can't sleep with Table Pen: He's a table and you're a chair. You can sleep in the middle. Table: Just because you're a Pen, Does it mean you sleep in the Pencil case? (Meanwhile in the Bag cabin) Headphones: Me and MP3 can sleep together, we go together. MP3: (Plays a ta-da sound) Purse: AAA! Bug! (House get an axe and chops the bug.) Helmet: You know, It's not safe carrying an axe around. Angelo: (Honks horn) It's time for your first challenge. (Scene cuts to the cliff) Angelo: This one's a fan favourite, jumping off a cliff into shark infested water. Filler Bags go first since their team captain, Lampy, alphabetically goes before the other team's captain, Toilet. Pen: Since when is he team capta- Angelo: (Not letting Pen finish) And Go! Lampy: Ok, Who will go first? (Filler Bags back away) Lampy: Fine, I'll do it (Lampy falls of the cliff landing outside the safe zone) Lampy: Luckily I'm paraffin Eraser: I'm going next (Eraser lands in the safe zone) Spring: And bounce! (Spring bounces off the safe zone into the shark infested water) Spring: Oh come on! Fridge: I might have some Botox in he- (Tree pushes Fridge off as well as herself) (OC)Tree: Honestly, I was not ready for that (Montage of Helmet, Purse, MP3 and Headphones falling) House: Uh, Ang. I have a fear of heights. Angelo: It's OK. I understand. You can simply not jump. Unfortunately, That also makes you a chicken. Wear this hat and Go there. Piano: Dollar, Push me off. (Dollar pushes her off) Purse: Yay, you, like, jum- (Piano falls on her mid-sentence) MP3: (Plays a failure trombone sound) Spring: Total Cliche Chair: Ladies first Table: We're both ladies Chair: Oh yeah, Let's jump at the same time. (Chair and Table jumps) Chair: Phew, we're both safe. (CD splashes after them) CD: Well I'm not. (OC)CD: Jumping off a cliff was never on my agenda Puddle: Aren't you gonna jump yet. Perfumey: First I spritz, This place sti- (Toilet knocks them off mid-sentence) Puddle:(coughs) Why did you do that? With Perfumey? Toilet: Sorry Puddle: Luckily, I'm safe. Perfumey: Well I'm not. Dollar: Really, sharks? I would rather be a chicken. (Dollar puts on chicken hat and walks down the elevator) (Montage of Television, Chocolate, Box and Toilet falling down the cliff) Pen: OK, I'm la- (Pencil knocks him off) Pencil: Oops my bad! Angelo: Since six Golfers and seven Bags landed in the safe zone, The Golfers lose. (Angelo snaps his fingers to the voting screen) Angelo: Vote for Toilet, Pen, Puddle, Chocolate, Television, Table, Dollar, Perfumey, CD or Chair. Voting ends on 20th of November. (After The credits) Angelo: House and Dollar. Because you were chickens, You get to sleep in the loser tents. House: This is the worst punishment in object show history. We can't get out until next week and the floor is made of poison ivy. Dollar: Wait, WHAT!
