Theme of story: i LOVE SCRATCH!!!
You are driving at 70 miles per hour. Suddenly, a meteor crashes in front of you, so you have to take a detour to get to your destination. Now you are driving at 40 miles per hour for 30 minutes. Then, you drive at 30 mph for 30 minutes. How many times do you curse at the gosh DARN METEOR?!?!?!?!? Courtesy: @Table-Flip-Bay-Con
