Your precious, holy, bacon has been kidnapped (Bacon-napped?) and been hidden inside a cave full of traps! Rescue it before it gets eaten!! P.S. this is terrible. And it's actually possible to get the bacon. Use arrow keys to move. Try to dodge the spikes, lasers, and fireballs. The yellow thing teleports you. Obtain the Holy Bacon. NOTE: you can try to reset with "r", but it's very glitchy.
I bet you that you can't beat this first try without knowing the patterns. Comment how many tries it took you. If you get 0, I will be amazed.