Try to get as far as you can with minimal wipeouts! You will not get ahead of zee face, but don't give up! Press up to jump. If you wipe out, the please stand by screen appears and you will be momentarily stalled. Zee face can wipe out too. Your score is your distance divided by the amount of times you wiped out. Dangers: Basketballs: Some kids were playing where they weren't supposed to. Jump them! Parrots: Not all animals follow the rules. Don't jump into them! Flash photography: Slows you and zee face down. Makes zee face more likely to wipe out. Also causes balance shifts and scratchcat appearances. Scratch cat: sometimes appears during Flash photography, running really fast. Jump him quickly! Balance loss: Keep balance with the left and right arrows! Helpless situations: Sometimes you cannot avoid a wipeout. You can wipe out as many times as necessary , but every time you wipe out, your distance is worth less points!
Update: Less annoying stand by screen and shorter wipeouts