Instructions: Press R to hear Microsoft Sam reading the error. Press Space to go to the next error. Microsoft Sam is having a fun time reading the "Funny Error Messages" section in the "Daily Windows XPaper," until he realizes that it would be the last day for him at the last error message, which is a hilarious yet horrifying scan which detects him as a threat. Is it the end for him? CREDITS: "Scary music" after the last error message- The First Symphony by Brahms, conducted by Otto Klemperer (sic) Error messages made from atom.smasher.org/error and my own error message maker you can find here: http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/a1130/1802463