&Xx----------------------------------IONIZED-----------------------------------xX& Lead Developers: Me Bill Gates Elon Musk Timothy Chapman Steve Wozniak Lead Creative Designers: Steve Jobs Pablo Picasso Bob Ross Artists: Bob Ross Me Michelangelo Leonardo DaVinci Pablo Picaso Sound Artists: Mozart Beethoven 21 Pilots Imagine Dragons Eminem Me Science Advisers: Bill Nye Michael Stevens Carl Sagan Rick Sanchez Voice Actors: Tommy Wiseau Rebecca Black THE END ~~ *\-+(^X^)+-/* ~~ WAIT, BEFORE YOU LEAVE! In all seriousness, that was a joke (if you were too thick headed to tell) so yeah... Anyways, I did everything. I got no friends :'( Joking. So yeah, just use the arrow keys and dodge the Ionized radiation leaking from the ceiling, yes, the ceiling is emitting radiation. Lets just say it is a nuclear power plant... but uh, why is there a wooden floor... I'm not very creative, I don't have a lot of sense in my brain, so go easy on me! You can change what type of controls you want by clicking on the thing below the shop button on the title screen. The things you can buy in the shop are as follows: Time decrease thingy - makes you simulate a day on the 20th of April in Oregon, things get calmer, they slow down, actually, the bolts of "radiation" move slower in the begging. I think there is a bug with it where if you but it too many times the radiation moves upward. Faster 5-hour energy caffeine bottle - I think you can guess, makes you move a bit faster, it decreases the delay it takes for you to jump between webs by 1/100th of a second. Equivalent of taking some kiraki, but a little less addictive. Eletrick Shield (miss-spellings intended) - Well, the science of this obviously makes no sense already, so why stray from the set path, keep on course. Give you blue lives, its like giving you an increased number of lifes. When playing the game you can press space to pause and un-pause. Can you find the rare-pepe? If you can, then write down the thing he says.
Wait, this is probably where I should have put the credits.... Good Job Me While I am writing here, might as well say this: Press M to mute the game. ---------------------------------------Change Log------------------------------------- Day / Month / Year Texture Update - 6/8/18 - Updated Textures, making them more "crisp". Control Update - 13/1/18 - Added more options for controlling. Release - 15/11/17 - Released Game.