Welcome to the taffy-taffeh mall! Sorry, we're not open right now. In fact, we're completely out of business! well... Actually,we're still under construction. That SORTA means we're outa business. but that also means you wanted to see our cool new call-comeing soon! Thanks for stopping by. And to thank you for your time, here's a gift bag full of junk and cr@p the worker found while digging up a hole to put the mall in! Such as the falling items MIGHT be found in your gift bag! -keychains -dirt -dead lobsters -grains of wheat -sand -more dirt! -c0nd3ms -kid shows! -dead human hands! well cooked faces that are enjoyed by llama friends but one of them has to be a seri4l k1ll3r with a long hist0ry of vi0l3nc3! -llamas! -more dirt! -dvds -the old lady who used to live in the house that we dug up to make this big hole for our mall! ("get me out of this bag!!!") -peicess of that old lady's house! even MORE dirt! -indian clay! -sand -mud -GRAINS of sand (again) - A WILD SCARAGGY APPEARS! RANDOM PERSON USED ESCAPE! RAN AWAY! -ummm... sand(?!?!?!?!?!) -and last but most importantly, keys to a brand new car that belongs to an old lady who lived here! (and dirt!) :D All thanks to smosh. pray for japan everyone! prey.... spncered by smoshy goodness and kids helping japan. Thank you. ~Namey
