ANTHEM: We are cwaffles! we are cwaffles! We are, we are we are! Our flag is up day and night, as we fight with all our might, Let the red and green shine, as we drink the victorious wine! We are cwaffles! We are cwaffles! We are, we are we are! The cake is the sign of victory, so we get some slaves, We will make them work all day, And they must obey! We are cwaffles! We are cwaffles! We are, we are we are! The waffle is the sign of freedom, so we rebel against our enemies, We have the right amount of troops, so better not get in our way! We are cwaffles! We are cwaffles! We are, we are, we ARE!!