The Slimes are taking over, You are a warrior trained in the deadly art of slime-jitsu (it's a legitimate thing ok) and you aren't going down without a fight... Jump on things! WASD/Arrow keys to move L to change skins! SPACE or Z to throw shuriken (if you have ammo!) P to pause/unpause the game. Click the mute button in the top right to toggle sounds.
