Click "Start Up" to begin. Click what account you would like (they both have the same stuff!), and you will be taken to the desktop. Click on "internet" and watch a weird video (you cannot pause the video) or read "news". Click on "type" and click the "open" button. LOL!!! Click the red X button to close the document. Click the purple X button to close Type or Internet. Click Crash for a funny blue screen of 20% cooler death! ;) The program will restart after that. Click the start button and you will see a pop-up menu. Click anywhere to close, or click "Settings" to change the wallpaper. Click "Shutdown" to go back to the startup screen. Hope you like it! Inspired by Eyvind's Winuseless and angelical's vPhone.
Credit to bubbles345
